We would like to interrupt this regularly scheduled programming to give you an update on the following situation.
Earlier this week the White House received a threat from some alleged "teenager" that the White House was going to be T.P.'d this coming Saturday. Upon receiving the phone call the White House operator was greatly disturbed. She promptly delivered the news to White House security.
Preparations are being made at this very moment to prevent such an anarchical event from happening. There have been guards posted at all areas of the perimeter. They have activated the anti-aircraft missiles. And the outdoor sprinkler system has been shut down.
Stay tuned. We will keep you posted through the rest of the week on the T.P. crisis. Thank you for listening.
2 comments:
By the way, if this is a coded message for what's going to happen to Masami's house just before he gets back from camp, I will rat you out!
Mom
If it is a messege for what's going to happen to masami's, house then I'm the only one who doesn't know it.
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