I'M BACK! MUA HAHAHAA!
Hey everyone, I should be posting a little more regularly now that I'm home for good.
Ok, get this. No. I'm not crazy, and don't laugh. This week...I...Learned...To knit. Now, I know what you're thinking:
#1) Why would he even want to try to learn to knit?
#2) Why would he admit it to the entire world, or even just the eight or so people that read his blog?
#3) Haha!
Hey! I told you not to laugh. Some of you may think that I'm a Little bit weird, or, shall I say, "fruity" for learning such a thing. However, let me assure you that, though I cannot divulge my diabolical plan at this time anyone who laughs at me will regret it in the future. I mean, it's so obvious I don't know why everyone hasn't learned to knit yet. I could practically rule the world now. Or at least a large island in the Bahamas or somewhere cool like that. I might fill you in on my great scheme some time in the future. But not until after I have had control of half of south America for at least..eh...we'll say...four months.
On a different note, I have now seen The Phantom Of The Opera. I saw it last night with a couple of friends. I can see now why I didn't score high as the phantom when I took that online test. He's a bit nutz. It was a pretty good movie. I've never seen or read any other rendition of it so I wouldn't know how it was compared to how it is "supposed to be". The singers were good. I heard a lot of shwooping. That's where you go for a note, hit right below it, and then rise up to the note. You shwoop. Yeah, there was a lot of that. And I heard the Phantom almost yodel a couple of times. But hey, no shame. He's a bass. Basses do that,... if they're cool. I'm a cool bass.
Well, it's good to be home. I'll be here writing quite a bit now, and I'm looking forward to it.
Laters.
6 comments:
*Shwoop* Yodel Pluck!
(inside joke)( I just didn't want to forget it)(it's like a side note) (why am I justifying myself on my own blog)(you don't know me)
Hey, you do know what I'm thinking... actually, you reversed the order (because I always do the crazy mental laughter thing first), but the idea's pretty much the same. I can only guess at the details of your diabolical scheme for world domination, but I sincerely doubt it can but pale in comparison to the plan I hatched involving the invention of "nose-plungers"... and in my plan, Canada is the first to go. Take that.
And hey, don't bash the phantom... not only do I supposedly look like him (and I insist may face doesn't look too melted), but I score really high as him on quizzes. Do you mean to tell me you can't sympathize with the poor bastard? He's certainly better than that empty fool Raul. I feel like I already talked about this somewhere...
Let's touch on the knitting ---- Is this a natural manifestation of a spiritual principle? Say yes, and you are one step closer to taking over the world (on behalf of Someone Else), Brain.
So you spent three weeks of your summer in a program designed to Train Christian Youth to be servant leaders... and you came home with the skills and diabolical plan to take over South America? I may have to call Dave E. or Bill H. about this...
Mom
I do sympathise with the phantom. The love of his life was stollen by a pretty boy. And as if that wasn't enough, the pretty boy just keeps shoving it in his face. But you have to admit that he goes a little sphychotic. He's still a cool bass though.
And actually, when I saw it I thought, "He reminds me of Eric." He had some pretty cool hair going on there, up until the end.
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