So, I was thinking. I was reading something about elevators. I don't care what makes them go up and down. It'd be cool if they had one that went side to side for really big buildings. What I want to know is:
What do elevators do in their time off?
What do they do when no one is pushing their buttons? Do they just go up and down? Do they stay on the last floor they visited? Do they stay at the bottom floor? Do they prefer the pent house level? What do they do?
Just a thought for you to chew on.
3 comments:
OK. You now why it is so important to leave town to go to school. You are so lacking in elevator experience! If there were an elevator in Redneck, you would not be pondering this quetion at all. You'd probably read a similar blog and think, GEEEEEEEEEEZ! This dude needs to go uptown for a day. Or, perhaps he needs to go to a major airport and see that there is such a thing as a sideways elevator - they are called trains, Kin. T...r....a...i....n...s. No worries - you are quick and will catch onto all of these sophistiated traveling devices in a heartbeat.
I'm not talking about "trains". I'm talking about Horizontal Transport Tubes. Come on, you can't tell me you never thought about HTT's. They are the dream of the future. There could be one in every house.
to take you to the fridge from your favorite chair?
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