Top story in the news today: The flight of birds has been found to be created by super telekinetic powers from within the bird's own gizzard.
It seems the small stones, that are used to grind the bird's food, contain large amounts of highly magnetic materials. This discovery was made by a New York City bum, who, while trying to find something to eat, happened upon the remains of a dead bird that was levitating over a man-hole cover.
Side note: Humming birds drink waaaaaay to much coffee.
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For this post I did have inspirational help from my oldest brother. He's crazy. You should all get to know him.
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